Teacup-holding Garrett is fabulous
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
"Her name was Riley." [See Higher Res version on DeviantArt here.]
I found a pin of a lady getting ate out by the moon on my moms dresser
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
"At last, I am free. I am a ruined vessel of sorrow and regret, but I am free."
so Fallout, Skyrim, and Diablo walk into a bar. The bar crashes and has to reboot
Murakami - Made In Heights
It’s a silly rush that i used to get
Singing Billy or reading Vonnegut
I could teleport to the stars
Kinda strange that I’m all alone